Here's some other dank names from the Wikipedia info card thing:
- Oxidane
- Hydrogen oxide
- Hydrogen hydroxide (H2O or HOH)
- Hydroxylic acid
- Dihydrogen monoxide
- Dihydrogen oxide
- Hydric acid
- Hydrohydroxic acid
- Hydroxic acid
- Hydroxoic acid
- Hydrol
- μ-Oxidodihydrogen
- κ1-Hydroxylhydrogen(0)
- Aqua
- Neutral liquid
- Oxygen dihydride