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Las Vegas Police Touted New “Bulletproof” Cybertrucks. The Only Problem? They Aren’t Bulletproof. (fuelarc.com)

submitted 10 months ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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I feel like that's probably the one thing a vehicle marketed as bullet-proof needs to be... like, actually bullet-proof.

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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 34 points 10 months ago (3 children)

That is exactly the kind of vehicle I want ICE to find themselves in. Makes em' melt like butter.

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[–] hark@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Not melt like ice?

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 17 points 10 months ago (1 child)

It was right there.

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 10 months ago

Tbf, they're probably left handed.

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