saltnotsugar comments on What I'm thinking during your important meeting

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 74 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Probably stand still otherwise that walking on the sea part of the Bible would have been hilarious as Jesus flips all over the place in the waves as the disciples yell, “Oh shit! OH FUCK!”

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 58 points 10 months ago

Jesus did surf the first wave and lo, it was hella gnar

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 11 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Let's be honest, he probably used a glass bridge, and got some disciples to swim underneath it to convince his followers to like and subscribe to his teachings

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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

It found a sand bar and made the most epic and consequential dad joke ever.

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[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

I think saying "Jesus Christ!" It's warranted

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