Sword of up (swordscomic.com)
submitted 11 months ago by to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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[–] 112 points 11 months ago (10 children)

Dig a hole as deep as you can, bury it oriented correctly, hide the burial site as best you can. Sooner or later a landslide or earthquake or flood or something might move it, but hey, if we get really lucky, we might have bought a few million years!

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  • [–] 61 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    New rule: If nobody is holding the sword, there's no longer any "up", and everything just floats about

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  • [–] 48 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    The support Djin told me the enchantment is written on Read-Only-Magic runes. We can't patch it in, and no one knows the rumplestiltskin recovery key, so we can't disable the indestructability enchantment either to disintegrate it. Honestly, it'll take a hard reboot of the material plane, but Xanathar is online right now and I'm told it's pretty important stuff, and he has the reboot button anyway so take it up with him.

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago

    That's just classic sales-wizard razzle-dazzle. It had to be programmed somehow and there's likely a service rune on the side for debugging. Read-Only runes can be overpowered with the right equipment

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