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[–] 22 points 11 months ago (14 children)

How do you wipe your butt?!?!

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  • [+] [S] 50 points 11 months ago (9 children)
  • [–] 22 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    That extra bit of context definitely helps to frame why someone would be asking you those things!

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  • [+] [S] 16 points 11 months ago* (5 children)
  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    For what it's worth, that's probably more of a Reddit thing; I don't think I've ever seen that asked on Lemmy.

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  • [+] [S] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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    I think most of us are, but a lot of us made the switch quite some time ago... mid-2023 was a pretty big migration wave, and so have largely forgotten about Redditisms. :)

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    This question, asked by Jim Jefferies in his bit about guide dogs, ruined my wiping experience. When I was younger, my ass smaller and and my shits smoother, it was enough to give a single wipe and go on with my day. Then Jefferies asked the question of how blind people see the poop on the paper, and the next time I had to look at the paper and do a control wipe to see that it's clean. But now that I'm fatter and my shits messier, I have to do like six wipes to get a clean one. Curse you Jim Jefferies.

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