Darkness343 comments on Shout out to my engineering homies.

submitted 11 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz

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[+] Darkness343@lemmy.world -6 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Tools don't kill. It's the ones wielding the tools that do.

A black home bomb is harmless until someone uses it to wipe out an entire solar system.

[–] 2FortGaming@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

Yeah, but we all know what those bombs do, so many don't participate in building them.

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[–] Darkness343@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago

I dunno. I would love to make things go boom.

Fire is cool af. It's our signature weapon.

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[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

But you are fully aware who's wielding the tools you build...

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[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

Ok, Mr. Hitler, I'll give you this truckload of bombs, but you have to pinky promise that you won't drop them on Britain.

Dangit, he dropped them on Britain, didn't he? Oh well, not my fault. Guess I'll go get him another truckload of bombs, he'll be needing them now.

-The average day of a Lockheed Martin employee

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[–] Darkness343@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

Oh well, it's just Britain. Nothing of value will be lost

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