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[–] 42 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The popular meme is your partner asking you "Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

This comic is a joke on the continuation of that meme and is why the bouncer is crying

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Which is the silliest question ever. Who wouldn't want a girlfriend who eats dirt and can crawl down your urethra?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    And lo... The heavens paused and the firmament shook as a new phrase, never having been thought nor uttered by any other of the Universe's vast creations, was birthed into existence by a metallic_substance, and read by a dude on the shitter... And it was wonderous. Bravo.

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