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[–] 38 points 1 year ago (14 children)

I once saw a car with two stickers on the bumper:

A Jesus fish and an AK-47.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Out on the road today, I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    In my town the shitty tent in front of a supermarket that for years has sold Let's Go Brandon and other dumb Trump merch recently transitioned into Grateful Dead merch and other tie-dye crap. To say Jerry Garcia is doing back flips in his grave would be an understatement.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    I vaguely remember a priest having blessed his guns in Constantine ( the Keanu Reeves one).

    Or perhaps it was Dogma?

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    You might be confusing movies with Texas...

    We genuinely have churches that'll have congregants bring in their guns en masse to have them blessed so that they'll shoot the right thing. Seriously.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Texas: the state so bad that even the dude who designed the flag rated it one star.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    They just copied California's original flag.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Star Bear out of 5 is a much more accurate rating for California anyway 😁

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I haven't seen Constantine but George Carlin as a priest in Dogma blessed his golf clubs. That allowed them to kill a demon.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    In Dogma, the catholic Cardinal played by George Carlin blessed his golf clubs. Silent Bob used it to kill the demon.

    And I believe all of Constantine's weapons were blessed. So he could kill demons.

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