My brain is like a jujitsu master at avoiding work. I'll be like OK we've got our green tea, no distractions, pomodoro is set, tasks clearly defined and workspace prepped for focus I am figuratively taking a running charge at my work annnnnd……wait why am I looking up how PS/2 ports work? Why are there 22 tabs on this open???

It's like my brain takes all my productive energy and redirects it to fun trivia or solving the wrong problems.