Yes, please collect your thigh-highs and preferred Linux distro up at the desk.

Yep, here's your dash of heavy cream, a spatula... please also take not more than two sample packets of spices from the spice rack, in the event that eggshell integrity is comprimised.

Store these in your pockets, satchel, backpack, handbag, whatever, then please move to the next que'uwu'e of your choosing:

You may choose the 'hovercat' line if you wish to procede with the operating system determinism test.

If you wish to proceede with one of the anime character vicarious identification tests, please find the lines identified by either bocchi the rock, neco-arc, madoka kaname... as you can see, there are a large number of potential choices, I think it goes all the way down to sailor moon... that way, you see the signs, that way.

If you wish to proceede with the post apocalyptic residual self image based interactive simulation test, please follow the folksy securiton on my left toward the sound of distant gunfire.

If all of these choices sound overwhelming, thats ok, thats valid, youre valid, please feel free to head to the squishmallow lounge zone, an attendant will be with you shortly to ascertain whether or not you would prefer an affirmatory headpat, as well as a single complimentary comfort snack from our selection.

Before You Leave!

Please remember that you do in fact already have an egg, and other food items on your person; please do your best to not break of otherwise spill or lose any of these items, each different station will have specific, further instructions for what to do with them when you arrive.