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It's so easy with charcoal tho

Wait, what do I need to do to unlock the oven door during that, it's the temperature I want to cook my pizzas

He couldn't make it, so he appointed me his alternate 🤷🏻

Well before then, unfortunately

I cannot shake the thought that I am a giant pork rind

That's what's in the fire sprinklers. Shower water is more "house drool"

I mean... maybe in super shitty models? IIRC, it mostly just nukes itself at 100% power, which seldom crests 800F in the actual oven part, which won't even necessarily see an iron rack glowing red, let alone any respectable alloy or ceramic coating.

Definitely would be far less than surprised if some shitfuck capitalist designed an oven that would cook the control bits, which should be a whole different question.

From time to time I have seen articles about self-cleaning bathrooms. But they are very small self-contained unit type deals that blast the whole bathroom with high-pressure super hot water and so on. Almost like a car wash.

I'm guessing covid-19 broke his brain like it did so many other people?

Why are we like this?

House piss, thank you for showing me the most silliest thing today.

I'd try it. If you can find one. Use a wrench to remove the twist cap and fill with a generic shower spray diluted to 50%.

Yeah, this was easier though and easier to remember to do. A better looking one with a motion sensor would be great.

That's not always true. It worked great. Cost of refills and short life of them maybe what did it in. I dunno

Interesting. I might need to get one again. They are ugly as sin. Was hoping there would be a better looking spinoff. Worked great though.

scale issue

The fuck you call me!? JK, just the wrongest pronunciation of porcelain my shenanigans faucet gave out.

I'm all about that reverse sawtooth.

I was just looking at those last week because cleaning the shower is a chore

Every wave can be broken down into sine wave components, just imagine a FFT in your head.

I've barely spoken to most of my family for two years. It's really quiet.

Yeah, my sperm have no chance at creating life after trying this!

Yeah... I'm just going to move.