whoops nvm, I cant upload a video

If I could be as unbothered and cool as the world's largest rodent.

Capybara is agreeing with my snarky AF assessment of another user.

Capybara would NEVER.

When the metal solo melts faces...

I thought at first, the hawk was shredding a tiny guitar

Foot/talons.

Paw is a mammal thing, with toe beans.

Filio di putana

Jokes on you ive graduated to a sex addict a while ago.

The Metallica song WAS about porn addiction denial, yes.

No you don’t get it I’m an archivist and a connoisseur

sad but true

DreamWorks smirk

Crosspost this to the vocaloid community

This could have been a video with no more editing than the text.

In the show The Magicians, there’s an episode where characters use rabbits to convey messages. One of them says “eat my ass”. Not quite the same words but along the same lines.

10 Downing Street, London

c'est ne pas une échelle

Ryan Gosling is on his way to your location to beat you up

OK. Where would you like to be shipped?

Really? I'm not gay so I don't know and I'm not judging but I'm surprised... I'd feel uncomfortable sharing a porn video with my girlfriend nevermind a homie...

Who is sharing porn with their homie?

Gay people. I have so much porn I've gotten from friends and sent to friends lol