meanwhile, up above:

async function foo<T=any>(): Promise<T> {

you are forgetting the [object Object] type

Sam need more deditated wam

Honestly the best version of this joke so far.

I love you beautifully creative bastards.

Why doesn’t he just download more ram?

The errors themselves are ambiguous, too, so you never actually know what's going wrong.

Lol I think I saw it in a meme on here or blue sky yesterday.

Did you just spin that site up for this joke? It actually exists but its just a form to give them an email address for unspecified reasons

So, an equivalent to C#'s Type? or Python's Optional[Type]? That's still a lot better than nothing. You aren't going to get an array when you asked for a float, for example.

Uploadyourram.com

Project I am on right now did kinda that. "We use typescript", not a single check flag was turned on. (Neither for ts, nor angular)

Hi Sam,

I hear RAM is hard to come by these days, so it feels a bit rude to be sitting on 248.1 GiB of it. Total installed: 251.7 GiB. It's not for sale, I just like knowing it's there.

Stay allocated, A concerned RAM owner

I think he wants anti-siege weapons.

Ambiguous behaviour error

That much RAM could pay my mortgage

The specification introduces Schrödinger Assignment, whereby a variable simultaneously holds its previous and current values until observed by a logging statement. Logging may collapse the variable into an entirely unrelated value, although this behavior is classified as an implementation detail.

I've seen this in some recent troubleshooting I did, so this must be in use already

I'm really not sure why he wants all these male sheep anyways.

Look how much money is wasted in billionaires. It would be far more useful with poor people who would actually use the money instead of hoarding it like dragons.

Surely if he needs RAM so badly he'd accept donations, right?

Is there anywhere he accepts large files? Because surely there's some generous souls who would upload RAM to help him out

Latter, of course.

The Trance artist or Daft Punk album?

There's also a RAM vinyl just sitting on my shelves, unused...

Yeah, why shouldn't I listen to it again?

Ohhh man, he'd hate to hear 128GB DDR5 is just sitting in my basement unused at this time. Building an office/game room and it's disconnected for <1year

Free as in unallocated

That's because it has typed values, not variables