▲ 286 ▼ New ‘Ambiguous’ Variable Type Promises to End Type Errors by Making All Types Equally Unreliable (disreport.com) submitted 1 day ago by Dispassionate to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 49 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (7 children) That's because it has typed values, not variables permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago (6 children) whoosh permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (5 children) Because you are embarrassing yourself and noone has been kind enough to explain: the difference is that JavaScript will let you do: var x = 1 + "foo" and coerce the types, in python that's an error. Untyped python lets a name refer to different types over its lifetime (dynamic typing) but will not automatically convert types (which would be weak typing) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 point 1 day ago* (4 children) It was just a joke, chill out. Someone mentioned python so I made a joke about python. I have never used Javascript, and I have no desire too. Fucking programmers sometimes...ya'll take this stuff way too seriously. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 23 hours ago (3 children) Perfectly chill over here, but I didn't find your comment funny. Shrug. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 point 18 hours ago (2 children) So chill that you felt the need to explain programming to me. If you didn't care, you could have just moved on with your life, and scrolled past my comment. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 point 18 hours ago (1 child) chill != doesn't care at all :) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 point 11 hours ago Ahh, so you want to feel superior. Got it. I have been programming for 17 years for the record. I don't need you to explain programming to me. I just don't make it my personality bcz I'm not just a programmer. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago (6 children) whoosh permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (5 children) Because you are embarrassing yourself and noone has been kind enough to explain: the difference is that JavaScript will let you do: var x = 1 + "foo" and coerce the types, in python that's an error. Untyped python lets a name refer to different types over its lifetime (dynamic typing) but will not automatically convert types (which would be weak typing) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 point 1 day ago* (4 children) It was just a joke, chill out. Someone mentioned python so I made a joke about python. I have never used Javascript, and I have no desire too. Fucking programmers sometimes...ya'll take this stuff way too seriously. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 23 hours ago (3 children) Perfectly chill over here, but I didn't find your comment funny. Shrug. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 point 18 hours ago (2 children) So chill that you felt the need to explain programming to me. If you didn't care, you could have just moved on with your life, and scrolled past my comment. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 point 18 hours ago (1 child) chill != doesn't care at all :) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 point 11 hours ago Ahh, so you want to feel superior. Got it. I have been programming for 17 years for the record. I don't need you to explain programming to me. I just don't make it my personality bcz I'm not just a programmer. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (5 children) Because you are embarrassing yourself and noone has been kind enough to explain: the difference is that JavaScript will let you do: var x = 1 + "foo" and coerce the types, in python that's an error. Untyped python lets a name refer to different types over its lifetime (dynamic typing) but will not automatically convert types (which would be weak typing) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 point 1 day ago* (4 children) It was just a joke, chill out. Someone mentioned python so I made a joke about python. I have never used Javascript, and I have no desire too. Fucking programmers sometimes...ya'll take this stuff way too seriously. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 23 hours ago (3 children) Perfectly chill over here, but I didn't find your comment funny. Shrug. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 point 18 hours ago (2 children) So chill that you felt the need to explain programming to me. If you didn't care, you could have just moved on with your life, and scrolled past my comment. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 point 18 hours ago (1 child) chill != doesn't care at all :) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 point 11 hours ago Ahh, so you want to feel superior. Got it. I have been programming for 17 years for the record. I don't need you to explain programming to me. I just don't make it my personality bcz I'm not just a programmer. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 point 1 day ago* (4 children) It was just a joke, chill out. Someone mentioned python so I made a joke about python. I have never used Javascript, and I have no desire too. Fucking programmers sometimes...ya'll take this stuff way too seriously. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 23 hours ago (3 children) Perfectly chill over here, but I didn't find your comment funny. Shrug. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 point 18 hours ago (2 children) So chill that you felt the need to explain programming to me. If you didn't care, you could have just moved on with your life, and scrolled past my comment. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 point 18 hours ago (1 child) chill != doesn't care at all :) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 point 11 hours ago Ahh, so you want to feel superior. Got it. I have been programming for 17 years for the record. I don't need you to explain programming to me. I just don't make it my personality bcz I'm not just a programmer. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 23 hours ago (3 children) Perfectly chill over here, but I didn't find your comment funny. Shrug. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 point 18 hours ago (2 children) So chill that you felt the need to explain programming to me. If you didn't care, you could have just moved on with your life, and scrolled past my comment. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 point 18 hours ago (1 child) chill != doesn't care at all :) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 point 11 hours ago Ahh, so you want to feel superior. Got it. I have been programming for 17 years for the record. I don't need you to explain programming to me. I just don't make it my personality bcz I'm not just a programmer. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 point 18 hours ago (2 children) So chill that you felt the need to explain programming to me. If you didn't care, you could have just moved on with your life, and scrolled past my comment. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 point 18 hours ago (1 child) chill != doesn't care at all :) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 point 11 hours ago Ahh, so you want to feel superior. Got it. I have been programming for 17 years for the record. I don't need you to explain programming to me. I just don't make it my personality bcz I'm not just a programmer. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 point 18 hours ago (1 child) chill != doesn't care at all :) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 point 11 hours ago Ahh, so you want to feel superior. Got it. I have been programming for 17 years for the record. I don't need you to explain programming to me. I just don't make it my personality bcz I'm not just a programmer. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 point 11 hours ago Ahh, so you want to feel superior. Got it. I have been programming for 17 years for the record. I don't need you to explain programming to me. I just don't make it my personality bcz I'm not just a programmer. permalink fedilink source parent