Oh, no, she's almost thawed out already!

I really have to question people who write stuff like this, the obvious wording is "long hair must be tied up"

They added extra words to make it unnecessarily gendered and confusing to read

store.

at their convenience store.

Bandits in my fantasy world be like

Guys with long hair may be pulled into the death machine at their convenience.

If they come in wearing shibari... does that count?

Do I tie them up with their own hair? What if it isn't long enough to do that?

Finally! I safety sign for me

I have never fucked a self-described alpha male that had more than four inches between their legs

I'm happy to describe myself as an alpha male if you're looking for a new experience.

Well obviously. It's not a bare, it's a dog.

"but Sir, he's not smoking!"

Maybe he boot too big?

As long as he is not barefoot

So as long as my rasta cat wears shoes, he can hot box the bathroom?

To be fair it’s pretty damn hard to fit a bare-foot pet inside of a joint

The sign doesn't say anything about barefoot pets though. There's a space between "bare" and "foot", so they should be interpreted as separate words.

Clearly this sign is saying that you can't give foot pets while smoking bare. If you're enjoying a cigarette in the buff and you get the urge to pet someone's feet, you need to either finish your smoke or get dressed first.

Pissed

I don't like anything smoked anyway. Now roasted, OTOH...

its OK my dogs have shoes

Just don't smoke your barefooted pets. Simple.

Also eindtijdfascisme has a ring to it

This is the cover of a local newspaper covering this book, which imo is much better:

I have been staring at the cover for a good ten minutes to see if there is some kind of meaning in the design to justify the jumbled composition. The best I've got is the designer is maybe trying to evoke the setting sun and/or Saul Bass movie title cards. It's got all the right colors to stand out in the bookstore/online store so it's probably not that deep.

me> what does this symbol mean, internet? ❤️ internet > that's clearly an ass you perv.

What ever happened to that guy?