Mess with the beans, and you get the means 😼

I travel the world and the seven seas

Who am I to disagree?

Humans eat plenty of things that cause digestive upset, even knowingly doing so, as long as the food tastes good.

I used to have a cat who loved nothing more than fast food french fries. You couldn't put them--or their containers--in the trash without immediately taking it outside because he would get to them.

He also had an opposable thumb (pterodactyly) and him holding a french fry in his little fist was hilarious.

Go figure...

This was actually a method of execution mentioned in Thomas Perry's book "Metzger's Dog" - but just a closet, not a steel casket.

Are made of this

I adopted a senior kitty a couple years ago and have been wondering if she wants a senior female friend. I wish I could just ask.

Can you bring her inside with the baby in a small room? It seems like less work than hand feeding a kitten. I'm wondering if something is bothering Mom about the barn situation.

A post-nap/pre-schnooze stretch*

I am an amateur bean appraiser, and I give those beans a solid 13/10.

Natural talent.

Cats sleeping this way are always so adorkable <3

Didn't they recently find a basement where they were torturing those that refused to fight?

Good cat

In a way, we are all dinguses.

Oh I see it now. I kept just seeing trashbags made from jeans

He looks like my old Jake! He was a badass Tomcat. He would have made a good WarCat.

Toss him in a Russian tank, and slam the hatch closed.

Well, look at him! Just LOOK at him!

Awww kitty fort! She looks very comfy.

Story time: We had a cat named Mowie that absolutely loved bread and pasta. If you gave her a bowl of plain pasta she would eat it voraciously, even growl if you got close to her while she ate. She could finish a small bowl off in a minute. I have never seen a cat take suck big bites either.

We had to get a bread box because she would tear open the tops of loaves and eat the crust. It was kind of annoying but also funny because she would be on a loaf as soon as you took it out of the grocery bag. All bread had to go immediately into the bread box. This is how I know Garfield was based on a real cat.

Yyyyyyyyyeeeeesssss!

Sweetness gorgeous 😍