I love how you managed to paint an even more confusing image.

For instance, based on what you've written with NO additional context, "the omnicell" must clearly be a terrifying large robotic overlord the size of a room that demands the world of you.

THANK YOU for using the word "bugged" in its proper context. Call me old, but I hate this 'new English' all the kids are using.

I'm glad we're investing right before the crash. This makes perfect sense.

3. The bloodbath is a single-digit percentage, leaving no room for hyperbolic descriptors of textbook stock market corrections.

I've been focused so much on work-related stuff involving DST changes that I neglected my own systems!

I'm so glad that your nation has carried on the proud tradition of Cockney Rhyming Slang. Canada hasn't so much, so I had to look it up on Urban Dictionary.

1. Separatist
2. Yank => Septic Tank => Seppo

Some dogs eat grass because their stomach is already upset.

This guy

Take a look at OVMS!

How long does the USB cable have to be before it's considered a cloud backup?

I was considering throwing a server in a shed on my property, but the shed was built before I could properly wire it.

;)

Not just a rebrand, it's pretty obviously a move to avoid having an uncomfortable conversation in favour of whitewashed history.