Oversized or just a normal shirt?

Oh god... Imagine the chafing from that...

Yeah especially in this current heat

Yeah... One time I tried to make bacon and eggs for breakfast while naked... ONE TIME!

Ok, that makes sense. Im surprised your shorts vary in thickness and not in length though...

Wow, that sounds awful. So much worse than what I was picturing.

I was hoping it was like those chip dispenser belts in casinos but for tampons and maxi pads. Like you need a change, push a button on the belt and out pops a new pad/tampon if you happen to not have a purse on you...

Since it's on the basement, make sure it's not "made in Briton"

Nothing against the British, it's an it crowd reference

My understanding is a loved stuffed animal is more comfortable to cuddle with than an Oscar... Just saying

Interesting, are you the type to have 1 type of outfit you wear every day? Like I knew a guy whose entire wardrobe was jeans and plain black t shirts. That's literally all he would wear, if they got holes or stained he would just buy a new pack of 5 plain black t shirts or a few pairs of the same brand and style of jeans.

I need to buy a wearable blanket...

Are they godzilla cause they are on a skyscraper? 😜

I want to say you're wrong... I really do... But I can't see any faults in your argument