After that, you should read up on the Lagrange Points.

For a different take on 'whimsical', take a look at Toon from SJGames. https://www.sjgames.com/toon/

Look at that bat using a light to attract bugs it then eats

Self heating

Come on guy, a shower curtain comes with a built in bidet!

Night Train to Munich by Al Stewart

That's the deep web, the dark web uses the onion protocol

Keep mind that Trump's truth social is a Mastodon instance. But no one federates with it (by design; they never turned federation on on purpose). That doesn't mean that other mastodon instances are made worse because it's there.

Shran is peak Combs

She's right though

Costa Rica doesn't have an army. They spent that money on the environment.

Come on, it's not that hard to find. How hard is Front and Center?