Eventually, you'll lick the letters clean off the buttons.

but we need to find it first

The GHB-spot

Come on, it's not that hard to find. How hard is Front and Center?

I think I knew it was a clit mouse before I was looking on the internet for porn. IBM laptops were well respected and highly available on the secondhand market - I got my university machine from an excess (obsolete) business equipment auction for something like fifty bucks and looking up the machine on Usenet introduced me to the term

People thought I was weird for using my tongue to move my mouse pointer, but who's laughing now!

Pro tip - use the whole keyboard.

I think 'watching porn' is the wrong answer to just about every question.

I've lost my clit :(

My skills were granted to me through the devine providence of the autism gods.

Presumably as some sort of sick joke as I'm basically incapable of talking to anyone I find sexuslly attractive.

Do y'all also stroke the laptop's frame when it does it's job well?

Do y'all also tease the ports before plugging them?

My brother did me a favor by tearing that thing off.