[–] 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'd like to share a revelation I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to another area, and you multiply, and you multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure.

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  • [–] 68 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    So we're back to bombing for peace.

    Like fucking for virginity.

    Fuck these clowns. Vote. Every. Single. Election.

    School boards and mayors and locals, too.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    This fucking idiot hasn't had any Idea what's really happening in the country his whole life. He's never lived in the same world as any normal American citizen. Unqualified for office just on that quality alone .

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    The video played after the weather break clearly shows a nervous Prescott spitting at the feet of Carter and then winking at him to elicit a response. This was obviously a ploy by the team with a 30 year superbowl drought to find a way to cheat their way to a victory. Jerry Jones seems to have no other plan than, "Fuck it, let's see what happens."

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