Thank you skateboard for your service 🫡

Hello fellow kids

Skateboard that hit Hegseth in the nads for President 2028

It would be funny if most evil bastards have so much bad karma that little shit like this happens all the time.

Good thing they have those barricades to keep the screaming teenage fans at bay.

Again! Again!

What a fuckin dork

Some heroes were grip tape

He ministered the war on heez nuts

Minister for Planned Parenthood

This is the closest thing that could move me back towards agnosticism from atheism.

Too soft

Failing to look "relatable"...badly

that's funny

The skateboard comes a little late but it has the right idea. I would vote for it over most U.S. politicians.

The skateboard was just making his nuts great again.

Thank you Homage Skateboard Academy for making it easy for me to add you to my black list.

Honorable mention Darwin Award?