Great, now I can stop renaming it on business PCs

Might look edgy or funny to some, but at the least isn't professional and is offensive to many.

Gimp / retard / spaz

Yes, also say something is "GIMPed" if it's broken or disabled/restricted in some way.

It's a DIY electronics marketplace, went offline for "routine maintenance" as has been offline for 4 days and counting ...

Somebody tell that to tindie.com !

Why is the glass so fragile ? I'm sure they used to have a bottom metal frame

Yeah, have a tech mate ready to step in, like a "porn buddy" https://youtube.com/shorts/kgu3PzpKhn4

Mint forever, Ubuntu without the snaps, and It generally is fuss free.

Shout-out to antiX though, revived many a "useless" old laptop with that.

Oh, sorry we're base 22

I use it for the Kindle app on my surface pro3 to read magazines.

Kindle unlimited gives free access to magazines, but only on kindle android app NOT on kindle web or Linux.

Ventoy for most, but some stuff doesn't work with correctly when booted from ventoy:

• ChromeOS Flex won't install to internal drive when ventoy booted, it will when flashed directly to a usb.

• also had Linux Mint 22 try to install to the ventoy drive (wiping it and then crashing halfway through)

• and dealing with really old 32bit bios laptops you'll have to use direct usb too (AntiX still supports 32bit)

"Never used Linux," They say, typing on a chromebook or android phone, before picking up their steamdeck.

1GB RAM is tough for a GUI and Firefox, maybe AntiX will work

Really need a minimum of 2GB then you can run ChromeOS Flex, or Linux Mint XFCE