I had really bad Fracne when I hit puberté.

Bit of a weird stance from the defense attorneys: "Our client maintains his innocence, so we'd like you to imprison him for 60 years"

It's OK to be racist against agents if you're an Aussie.

Tbf, they said 'at least'.

"Try writing it it in assembly"

Though FFmpeg is not really a project 'thanklessly maintained by one person' (anymore).

I use butterflies.

*would have

I'll bet a gay wedding cake he'll lose the case.

In the Netherlands, this attitude carries a German phrase: Wir haben es nicht gewußt

Assumes he'll get hung

Hanged (or does he assume he'll get boner pills?)

I hear Colbert is available.