That's video game culture where noob is an insult. No way to master something without being a noob first.
The supreme court: we'll put an emergency stay on this order, pending a decision two years from now, because irreparable harm could happen if we don't allow Donny to do whatever he feels like.
What a dumb trade. Russia has near zero power in Venezuela.
prediction: Lost in a phone upgrade.
She thinks you are not many things
The Buddha would disagree.
Try dropping your phone from a hot air balloon and see which one hits the ground first.
Is this some kind of meta-joke? What does Saddam have to do with 9/11?
That's not gibberish, those are hilarious jokes using sophisticated vim commands. Here's another, which you have no hope of understanding, but vim users will love:
:%s/ass/butt/g
Doesn't the death cap mushroom work by destroying your DNA? I would imagine the effect would be similar.
It's a long "a"? I've been using a short "a" this whole time.
What's with the slut shaming? I thought we liked sluts.