Fork found in kitchen
The grease seasons the food, I refuse to clean my oven πΏπΏ
FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOOOO
*fewer
Damn, I almost thought climate change wasn't a problem after all, good thing Prince William is here to save the day making national headlines by stating the blindingly obvious
Please never post again
And then youve got a bunch of acid everywhere
Using nationalism to fight imperialism is like trying to put out a fire by throwing acid on it
Sounds pretty demoralising
Usually this isnt part of the actual service, at least not in cremations I've been to. It happens afterward, so all the batteries would do is damage a bunch of equipment and potentially set off the fire alarm during the wake.
We will feed you your content
We will choose what you consume
You will consume it