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[–] 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Come on there’s two types of people in this world:

  1. People who masturbate.
  2. People who lie about masturbating.
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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    What about people who've had genital nullification surgery?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Jokes on them, I wank every week anyway

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Sure as hell beats no nut November.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    ...ruddy bastards../

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    They went with masturbation month instead

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