I can’t honestly say I’m surprised.

Fork found in kitchen

The worst kept secret of the past week

...his lawyers arguing if the allegations were made public he would kill himself

Mmm, computer says, “get fucked.”

Girls? Wasn't expecting that.

Never much liked Jimmy Saville when I was a kid. Never much liked Walliams either. Something just wrong about both of them.

Not that I had any kind of flawless perspective on pervs, Rolf Harris was a bit of a surprise, as was The Prince Formerly Known As Andrew, though possibly because I never paid any attention to him at all.

I've never heard of this man in my life. Should I have? It was being made a big deal of with all the articles about him not wanting to get named.

And the crowd goes mild!

Literally just said he was next, I know. I know the sky is also grey