I don’t think deserving things (or not) is really a relevant consideration for people like that. They just have things that they want for whatever reason and the power (or not) to have them

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa No!!!!! My data! Please stop doing that!

I guess different people have different special talents.

You really do. Have you tried it?

Hiked out to a hot spring at Big Bend National Park with my laptop, my satellite dish, and a big solar panel, and spent my day working with my feet dabbling in the river.

That was a pretty awesome day for me but I bet in 50 years people will just be irritated that all the cool places are full of losers trying to get work done and ruining the vibe

There was a much cheaper oral drug that showed similar efficacy in phase two trials this summer and the media ignored it.

Which drug is that? You’re not kidding about “media ignored it” I tried searching and found nothing.

Is eating erasers going to get you more ostracized than constant nagging from the teacher to not eat erasers?

Dynamic forces are way higher than static forces. 210 pounds means you will break it if you sit on it. Even 100-pound waifs can easily produce 210 pounds of force when plopping down ungently. Bigger people will smush them easily.

Maybe you need different friends. I certainly don’t get that reaction from my social group.

unless they force people to stop and wait to get their money

Do you really feel like inconveniencing us is unlikely?

A few years ago before I moved away, PNC bank had a few branches with new ATMs that made me tap through ads for loans and special checking accounts.

Are there hedgehogs with long tails like in the comic?

I think those are porcupines.

My family calls them charging doots

Edit: or also sometimes “wall-to-usb adapters”