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Hakeem Jeffries, Chuck Schumer say now is not the time to punish convicted rapist Russell Brand (www.thebeaverton.com)

submitted 7 hours ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender (theonion.com)

submitted 1 day ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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Donald Trump denies Republicans ever ran for any House or Senate seats (newsthump.com)

submitted 2 days ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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Why Hasn’t Abdul El-Sayed Accomplished Any Of His Campaign Goals Since Winning 2 Minutes Ago? (theonion.com)

submitted 2 days ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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Rank-And-File Democrat Reaches Across Aisle To Trip Progressive Candidate (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 4 days ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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Satanic Temple wins right to stage holiday event in Iowa Capitol's rotunda (iowacapitaldispatch.com)

submitted 4 days ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/thesatanictemple@lemmy.world

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Satanic Temple wins right to stage holiday event in Iowa Capitol's rotunda (iowacapitaldispatch.com)

submitted 4 days ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/politics@lemmy.world

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Man who buried money in a sock in his garden congratulated on having better security than world’s largest crypto exchange (newsthump.com)

submitted 5 days ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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Sam have you been up all night eating the entire world's supply of RAM? (i.ibb.co)

submitted 6 days ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works

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Pope Leo will vote from the Vatican, by mail, in Illinois' midterm election (chicago.suntimes.com)

submitted 1 week ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/politics@lemmy.world

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Calls to ICE tipline about Bolsonaro going straight to voicemail (www.thebeaverton.com)

submitted 1 week ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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Danny Masterson Loses Rape Conviction Appeal, Judges Uphold 30-Year Prison Sentence (www.thewrap.com)

submitted 1 week ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/news@lemmy.world

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The Onion has released a browser game called Voting Simulator 3D (theonion.com)

submitted 1 week ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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While I Oppose Sauron, I Would Rather Mordor Win Than Be Held Hostage by the Ents (www.mcsweeneys.net)

submitted 1 week ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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He saved the world. (i.ibb.co)

submitted 1 week ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration (theonion.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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Executive Order Designates Shaking Empty Beer Can At Wife As Official Language Of U.S. (theonion.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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Musk says next Tesla will have AI chatbots so users can pretend their kids still talk to them (chaser.com.au)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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FAA approves Boeing's 737 Max 10 for passenger service (www.pbs.org)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/news@lemmy.world

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The Internet goes on high alert after discovery of 8 compromised TLS certs (arstechnica.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/technology@lemmy.zip

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