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Executive Order Designates Shaking Empty Beer Can At Wife As Official Language Of U.S. (theonion.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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[–] humble_boatsman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

Can confirm.

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

beer can

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[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

that signature!

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[–] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh it’s an onion I honestly would have believed anything at this point

[–] Dispassionate 1 point 1 week ago

I don’t think you can call a person your wife just because you don’t let her leave the house.