I ate an entire tube of Pringles for breakfast and now I don't feel like eating lunch...

Probably sour cream and onion, with bbq as the backup option. I am trying to resist going to look at what is available today.

Is it wrong to eat an entire tube of Pringles for breakfast?

I could probably sleep through a chainsaw and truck sized mulcher. However Mr Woof barking at said chainsaw and mulcher would be a problem.

Dammit, I put in for an overtime shift and I now I'm going to have to work overtime. Why do I do this to myself? The love of money truly is the root of all evil.

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I'd prefer not to have a fire, please. This thread doesn't have comment insurance in place, any comments that burn cannot be replaced.

I'm too tired. My first thought was 'is that a breed of fish?'

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I'd be tempted to nominate Choice itself for a shonky award. The concept of independent reviews is great, but I've seen some that are pretty dodgy.

The worst I recall seeing was a review of portable induction plates. They claimed that none of them were any good because the settings work differently than a standard electric hotplate, so users might have to learn to use them.

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The new sleep mask was a definite success. I have done much sleeping.

Surely tomorrow needs to be 🐎