The internet can be so crass sometimes, it's tiresome

This doesn't have anything to do with privacy.

Much appreciated!

I would put her on the latest Ubuntu LTS, make a single-user Ubuntu pro account so she keeps getting security updates and don't do major OS updates on that machine for the next decade. You and her can decide which DE, either Gnome (more mac-like) or Budgie, Mate, or KDE (more windows-like. Those are my win-like preferences in that order)

Gnome is more touch friendly and simpler.

ies, i theenk it ees becoz it ees uriten a beet more fonetikaly, uich is jow spanish uorks as a languaj

My Latin American friend took one look at an English sentence written in this script and said it was a lot easier for them to understand.

Homicides in the country I live in are down, and so are homicides by police.