Seriously, you want this, you NEED this.
A steak.
You should fry a steak in butter, exactly as you normally would fry your steak to your liking in butter. Except, also include a teaspoon of marmite in the butter.
Also, Tesco right now have a special edition aged Red Leicester cheese with marmite. This stuff is divine, almost any cheese that gets made with marmite is divine.
But grate a little of that beast out onto a cheese and tomato pizza before you cook it and it's a whole new ballgame.
Don't worry, this guy is still in charge.

bro, you have double decker trains.
The former shoplifter credited her recovery to support she received from the Offending 2 Recovery , externalscheme run by West Midlands Police, which offered her free, tailored support focused on treating addiction to break the link between crime.
"I'd never been clean in 29 years, instead of sending me to jail for the 29th time, money was spent on helping me.
"My life is amazing now," she said.
the real story here.
why didn't they just put a second, fake, bottle top next to the real one, sans lid.
So when you take the lid off, you screw it onto the other top. Move it back to close.
So they're gonna throw the deep friers out of every school then..
OOOF
..oh did that make me chuckle :D
I seem to remember people getting years in prison just for planning to hold up a major road.
Also, India has Ludo and Italy has Grappa
They are too Güd at storing little nick nacks.
