an official visit to white house?

I didn't realise the Orange Turd was visiting.

“mistakenly”

This seems like an appropriate way to deal with Andrew: stick him in an enclosure and let kids pelt him with rotten produce.

Oh it ruffiles my feathers when they blame the computer. It was funny and hardly important but, no, it wasn't a "computer error", you just had the website auto generat different tickets with the pattern of "Child "+ ticketName; it a human error.

Free bus tickets to visit Epstein Island

The British tourist will tour anything.

OOOF

..oh did that make me chuckle :D

Again, this isn’t really British vernacular. Thanks, news written by interns/AI!