i got a bad feeling about this…

I’ve used BBs, miscellaneous old nuts/bolts/screws, lead shot. Split shot fishing weights would work as well, if you can source them cheap enough.

extras?

Pimp Cane.

sheet of hardboard works really well. 4x8 is pretty cheap.

like: https://www.homedepot.com/p/Hardboard-Tempered-Panel-Common-3-16-in-x-4-ft-x-8-ft-Actual-0-175-in-x-48-in-x-96-in-832780/202404545

I did the Vonage thing back when it first came out, then eventually landed on Ooma. Have had their service for -years- now. Basic service is “free”, as in $99 for the box initially and monthly fees amounting to about $4.

Now do a Costcongee.

I still use an Ooma Telo for my “home” phone. Has worked fine for many years.

https://www.ooma.com/home-phone-service/

What about Connections? (both the old and new versions)… too sciency?

I can certainly see him drinking bailey’s from a shoe.

Chobani Extra Creamy Oatmilk.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3GhN7v5SoGs