Just the "click and hold" ones that take forever and only work 20% of the time. I need a damn good reason to go there, else I say "fuck it" and move on.

Hell yeah, your child will bring glory to the empire!

Both are forever, but one might kill you and/or other people. Choose wisely.

Underwear is for sukkas.

Or that Mitch guy...

I hope your kiddo is OK! Hearts and sprinkles.

Damn right.

I arrived early to volunteer at a local high school FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

You misspelled 'covfefe'

Eviltoast is also pretty rad. It's where the geeks butter their bytes.

That sounds like a party.

I had about 15 in about an hour's time. I didn't buy much candy, so it wiped me out pretty quick. I dunno how many I would have gotten.