Imprisoned by an evil princess of course!
An old friend always said "time flies like fruit flies like a banana."
I've always preferred this version because of the flow, and because it makes you think a little more before it clicks.
"I don't know, CJ! I keep telling you I'm not Catholic!"
That's an old old reference I was not existing to see today!
I had no idea the jive lady was the actress who played June Cleaver - thanks for sharing!
Similar, except those are caused by users visiting a link, whereas the Fediverse issue is federated servers gathering info before users even see a link.
Perfect title!
I've never once seen one post any oc, nor even any reposts!
Well, until they're corpses anyway...
That sounds like propaganda from Big Spork!
"A galactic-scale relativistic rose by any other name would smell just as blue."
That's why my password contains 63, the product of 9 and 7. 9 was tragically killed and eaten by 7, right in front of poor 63 and others. Now 63's drive to prevent future tragedy is turned up to the nines.
They're almost as bad as carbon monoxide detectors - their damned beeping gives me a headache and makes me dizzy!
Is your dog Hobbes?
At first I thought it said "snack" and the picture was him eating a bishop - both are funny!
I'm sorry you feel dumb, and you don't need to - we all have our "whoosh" moments. I only intended to clear the air regarding my long time hero Weird Al.
I think they're saying people want to cancel ai, not AL - and playing on how in most fonts capital i and lowercase L look the same.
But we only make up ladders at this branch!

