You gotta eat the lettuce.

It's a reference to this https://youtu.be/tq36N48gCf8

Last part of last sentence absolutely. Reminded me of when I moved to sleeping on the couch while waiting for the extermination day. While doing couch life I read that bed bugs are attracted to carbon dioxide so breathing will pull them toward you anyway. There is no escape.

55 C or thereabouts. I was at work when they did it. When I came home it felt like I'd left the heat on full blast all day

Pretty much everything is illegal here except maybe like sparklers and snakes. I only had pretty tame stuff like Roman candles I bought a county over from mine. Lotta wildfires here.

I dunno if laziest but my landlord certainly thought so. I had bedbugs and there's so much crap you have to do prep for the extermination like remove all your clothes and wash them three times on hot, flip through all your books to check for them, the list was ridiculous. I'm way too lazy for that so I paid the extra $600 out of pocket for the "good" treatment where they just super heat your entire home to kill them and all you have to do is remove things that might melt or explode.

Thankfully the exterminators found the illegal fireworks I had hidden and forgotten about, removed them, and didn't say anything to the landlord.

Cel-Mare in Romania aka "the big one".

Apologies if mistranslated. I'm not Romanian but I work with a lot of em and one of them has that last name as well as a candy bar there.

Among the encounters Comey describes is a Jan. 27 dinner at the White House. He says that after Trump asked him if he wanted to remain as FBI director, the president declared: "I need loyalty. I expect loyalty."

Comey says he replied that he could offer his honesty, and that when Trump said he wanted "honest loyalty," Comey paused and said, "You will get that from me."

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/comey-congress-president-trump-told-need-loyalty

The "honest loyalty" always cracks me up.

Yeah they call it "irreducible complexity". And yet there's a little wart on top of my car's dashboard that just detects if it's light or dark out.

There are also fasces on the fronts of the armrests on the Lincoln memorial statue.

It was those guys then it switched to Rogan and Stanhope, so you're all good

This is better in every sense other than people (at least Americans) not knowing who the fuck this guy is. People will remember Carradine far beyond this.