The elections commission has run out of fingers to count on

Tn > left

VA > left

MO > both of them, but Id guess right

For some reason OH and CO arent loading for me on mobile

Why is it that republican men just look like they would be a republicans?

Well, yes. The meme is referencing the 4, 5, 600 lb people that live in the US.

Texas wasnt a huge surprise. Kansas is kind of out of the blue, just a Republican in blue paint. Fucking Mississippi though? Now thats a shocker

As if we werent saying "thats it?" to Clintons blowjob

Thats crazy. Ill keep them in my thoughts and prayers or some shit

Had a different passport

If Ian goes, I go. Been feeding that man my life force for years. Im not ready for Gandalf to go

Theres another former NFL kicker running for Republican in Tempe, AZ. Fuck you, Jay feely

If i remember correctly, Red Delicious used to be fantastic, but was genetically selected to be more and more of that unique red color and lost its other, more desirable traits because of the genetic selection

Technically speaking, you exist