You’re all wrong about what the problem is here! Ask you mamaw if you wash an iron skillet. No wait, ask her if you put it in the dishes and watch her head spin.

I am that middle-aged person playing Block Blast! On my phone. 😭😂

Exactly. We do have an automatic feeder, but it is not “smart” and I still have to tend to it occasionally. It’s main use is scheduling small feedings throughout the day so she gets fed correctly even if I’m busy.

It made me think of goatse. I’ll see myself out now.

Well, without consequences why should anyone care?!?

Yep, we don’t drink either.

Landlines

I fucking hate Netflix!

It’s because we (Americans) not only hate everyone but also ourselves.

Yeah, eBay is a great for used cds & dvds

Because they’re my favorite.

The fediverse doesn’t need “saving”, it’s not going anywhere. Yeah, he sounds like the exact type of person that ruined Reddit.