Go ahead and downvote this post all you want, im ready this time. I just want to point out that Lemmy users who downvote legitimate posts just to be incels....are fucking incels. That includes a lot of you. I'm new to the site and I have had several normal legit posts (some actually hilarious) be downvoted to hell for no reason. I just want to say i see you all. You think you are hiding in your Mom's basement but i can fucking SEE you. I see who you are in your choices and what I see is so goddam pathetic that it makes reddit users look like geniuses.

Whenever I heard about those people who saw the movie Avatar and then experienced clinical depression because their life wasn't enough like the movie, well I thought they were stupid...Why would people want to live in a blue washed world where everyone is a cat monkey? Even though I sort of understand wanting to be a cat, none of the rest of it made sense. I personally couldn't wait for Avatar to be over the first time I saw it and also every time I saw it. Then the other day I watched Helluva Boss and now I'm devastated that I'm not a gay robot clown dating a buff demon in a hot pink cartoon hellverse...It makes sense to me now, this experience, what I have, is the gay version of Avatar Syndrome. I want to apologize for doubting you all, I just didn't get it yet.

Introducing Sneak Attack Man, my greatest creation. His super power, is that he makes you forget he exists, that way, he can keep sneak attacking you over and over again. He is part cat, part man, also goes by Sam.

I came up with an idea for a character who's power is that he can make you forget he exists, that way he can sneak attack you over and over again. He calls himself Sneak Attack Man or Sam for short.

Introducing Sneak Attack Man. His power is that he makes you forget he exists. That is how he is able to sneak attack people over and over again.

He is the best idea for a character that I have ever come up with. His name is Sneak Attack Man and he is part cat, part man. His super power is that he can make you forget that he exists. That way he can keep sneak attacking you over and over again and you will never have your guard up because he makes you forget he exists after it happens. He also goes by Sam.

Can anybody please explain to me how this "tv show" exists? It's available on Tubi. Critters is a solid franchise and until now, released normally structured and not ridiculous content. The show is a season with 8 episodes. Sounds normal so far, but then you realize every episode is 8 to 10 minutes long until the credits roll. That makes the entire season the length of one normal episode of a show... Not even a movie. Also what. The. Actual. Fuck is the story?

Can anybody please explain to me how this "tv show" exists? It's available on Tubi. Critters is a solid franchise and until now, released normally structured and not ridiculous content. The show is a season with 8 episodes. Sounds normal so far, but then you realize every episode is 8 to 10 minutes long until the credits roll. That makes the entire season the length of one normal episode of a show... Not even a movie. Also what. The. Actual. Fuck is the story?

Can anybody please explain to me how this "tv show" exists? It's available on Tubi. Critters is a solid franchise and until now, released normally structured and not ridiculous content. The show is a season with 8 episodes. Sounds normal so far, but then you realize every episode is 8 to 10 minutes long until the credits roll. That makes the entire season the length of one normal episode of a show... Not even a movie. Also what. The. Actual. Fuck is the story?

She is abusive and racist and narcissistic and she told me I fed her too much (twice a day). She is black hole of a human being who yells at her for coughing up hairballs when every cat does it. If I dont get her back I swear to Christ I will invent and build a Death Star and blow up this entire planet.

Great book so far. A virus makes animals fatal to eat, so of course there could only be 1 solution, systematically breeding and eating people. I know it's another reality/universe but the main character remembers eating animals as a child. That means people went from normal to completely evil in 1 generation. By the time the man is grown, he lives in a world where everyone acts like a psychopath, trying to normalize it. It's like in one person's lifetime, everyone lost their souls to the point where empathy was practically illegal. If the world in this writer's mind changed that fast, I wonder what a sequel 100 years into the future would look like...