Do not return me to my sheath without drawing blood.

Pull like you are starting a mower.

For the uninitiated that would be interested in trying to procure this fine item, it is called 拉珠武士, which translate to Anal Beads Warrior

Suddenly, Ivy from Soul Calibur makes so much more sense now.

We all know what it looks like, but what is it actually? Like, what is this from?

10,000 years of pain am I right?

does the super fast drawing and sheathing trope; a brown streak paints the nearby wall

Hello 911 it's me again.... Wait a second it has a flaired base nevermind this time ... Sorry

Sepuku poopuku

Is this how magicians are able to keep pulling red balls from their mouths?

Bayblade Bayblade; let it rip!

Well... this is a shitpost, cause that thing's definitely going in someone's poophole

Some blades you choose, others choose you.

...so where's the example of it being used?

Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"

Sheathes blade

You are already gaped

When you need to use a toothpick from behind your teeth ... !

As seen in Quentin Tarantino's "Fill Bill"

"Valour" is one of those words that I think deserves a "u" regardless of if I'm Canadian.

When you tell the GM that you're taking Quick Draw and they wince.