cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/66548595
shit, this IS funny
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To quote Pete's tattoo: Deus Vult
Well it certanly isn't department of wars
Hegseth drinks his own piss
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SLAM!
Can't win them all.
They started a department of having natural boner and the Viagra budget is insane
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losing even he couldnt advance his miltiary career, because he was deemed a threat, and also mad he couldnt get "close" to biden as a security detail during his term.
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At least it was a war. Imagine having a Department of Special Military Operations.
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When a non-serious person is acting serious, they just look angry. Pete would have benefitted more from acting lessons than a whitehouse make-up chair.
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To be fair, Trump has announced this war is finished 38 times already. So he's lost 38 wars.
He didn't name it the department of winning wars. Checkmate libs.
One has to wonder if he expected Iran to fight back, if he was naïve enough to assume they’d simply roll over.
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It's the DoD unless changed by an act of Congress no matter how much the tiny dick drunkard wants it to be otherwise.
Pete Hegseth is the biggest loser in the world. He took the largest military in the world, and than lost against a couple of mullahs in funny hats.
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If they want to be successful at doing the thing that's in their name, they just need to add one word: "department of war crimes"
Hegseth drinks his own piss
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phegs$ claude
❯ Claude, wtf! You told me we should bomb Iran! It didn't work!
* wrangling
You're right to push back. That's on me.
Would you like me to draft a plan to bomb a similar country?
Listen, you guys, if you could see him do a keg-stand, you'd totally realize how cool he is. /s
Losers lose. No one really notices how much they lose and how big a loser they are until they are in the spot light.
The DoW.. The DoW is at 300 billion dollars...
department of loosers
its the department of pickled punkass petey
Hey now, it definitely absolutely definitively was not a war. So it's impossible to lose it, right?
You can’t lose a war if you are constantly starting new ones…
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Poor luck Pete
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