America first ❌
Self first ✅

His bank account first

From Woody Guthrie's antifascist anthem Lindbergh:

So I'm a gonna tell you people: If Hitler's gonna be beat
The common workin' people has got to take the seat
In Washington, Washington

And I'm gonna tell you workers, 'fore you cash in your checks
They say "America First, " but they mean "America Next!"
In Washington, Washington

They knew back then what "America First" meant: fascist takeover of the government.

they’re just looting America first

all y’all are next

Bitch betta be on the corner taking my money!!

There shouldn't be any kind of "country first" ideology anyway. Trump and all the 1% need to be buried in a submarine along with all those other idiots that went before them.

They're always getting us to fight each other when it's really all them pulling the strings and causing wars--and we let them!

There is an old UK TV show that this suddenly makes me think of : Only Fools and Horses, about a lovable market trader, Del Boy, always trying to find the next big deal to finally get rich, and always failing...

The keyword is lovable, though.

It's always himself first, if that's not obvious yet. He believes in absolutely nothing but is own delusion of being better than everybody in the world and deserving everything in the world.

I don't think this meme format works for this one, isn't it supposed to be a bro that genuinely did you a solid in an unexpected way?