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[ER] Earn your dinner. (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by to c/soulslike@lemmy.zip
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[–] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You must spend a COUPON to restore humanity

Edit: oh its ER. Ok how about

A Tarnished of no renown.
Cross the fog, to the Groceries Between.
To stand before the Elden Manager.
And become the Coupon Lord.

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    [–] 11 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    There's a joke about Leyndell = Lidl somewhere in here but I'm not witty enough to make it

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    I once went to go return some expired food at Leydl, but they refused to honor it. When I asked to speak to the manager, the woman working customer service just left and came back with a red wig and I was so confused.

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