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You can if it needs it for baked on food. It's not necessary for most washes though

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Just piss over your hands like the rest of us, that's plenty clean.

When space is at a premium, it's a great idea

I’d never heard of these, and I’m looking at them now. It’s a cool idea, but without ever using one, I think I agree with you. The basin is necessarily tiny, forcing you to make a mess, and 30 seconds of cold water isn’t going to get all the soap off. Have any of you ever used one and found it satisfactory?

Just stick your hands in the bowl then

Only for having a poo.

You will be coerced to tolerate it!

I'll be over later today. Thanks.

Yeah, but not all of it. It leaves an inch or two down in the motor/ filter area.

I’d say most people of average height can easily get up on a washing machine just with their ass. And if it’s top load, then you’ve certainly got a nice big hole to shit in. Probably bigger than most toilets, though both come in different sizes. That central agitator might get in the way though, so you’ll probably have to shit to the side of it, or in front or behind. Usually I also have to piss while I shit, and that would get in the way there too. Especially considering splash back. Now ironically you are literarally directly next to running hot and cold water, but you can’t use it to wash your hands, which one should do after shitting. So you might have to go to the bathroom sink anyway. So if you were trying to save yourself a trip to the bathroom you didn’t save any time there. Wiping is probably okay if you have a dirty laundry basket or pile close by. You’ll have to be sure to wipe with appropriate colors and loading groups. Like you wouldn’t want to do one wipe with a towel and another wipe with a delicate item. Again your old friend toilet paper back in the bathroom is saving you time, as you don’t have to sort anything before you wipe. The more I think about this, it’s almost as if having a specific appliance or device specifically designed for accommodating the act of defecating is probably preferable as opposed to repurposing other devices not specifically designed for that purpose. In conclusion, I have my doubts about the efficacy of these life hacks.

See, this is where the nuances enter. My dishwasher is my hands, so I much prefer my top loader washing machine and keep on super load wash to get the corn kernals clean enough to pluck before the dryer.

Oh, my mistake, I was referring to the top loader being a bigger opening that a standard toilet, for peons. Plus there is a nice little cup in the middle for your testes, as to not soil them in the ensuing melee.

I think it's natural for people to have unconventional ideas. That's how humans evovle.

Especially if they have the stupid ideas before they have children.

Urine powered dishwashers of course

[ spits out carbonara in shock ]

Weird, my cum tastes like bleach. My nut sweat, however...

:)

Yeah, dishwasher is more preferable than the sink. Sink is gross.

• Greg Nant

Just in case you're curious, it very much is not.