you have to pregame at least enough to be able to talk to the girls and not just hide in a corner

Tequila isn’t a beer, there were no rules stated about tequila, thus there are no rules against drinking tequila, it’s fair game.

"Name: Michael" in case he isn't following instructions.

It doesn't limit tequilas/hr

Depends on what in "finance" and where. Assuming not sales or trading the salaries come down quite a bit depending on job level.

I see you also like to poke the bear lol. Seriously with me no topic is off limit I'll challenge every opinion someone has doesn't mean I disagree with it.

Also Boston Celtics are no? Because Boston is racist AF?

https://youtu.be/XLcswkROgx8

I believe it’s a playbook that NFL quarterbacks wear, but I like the Pipboy idea way better

Is that show still going?

This has got to be at least a few years out of date. Kanye is on the avoid list, and he’s not really relevant lately. And that income in the finance field isn’t going to impress gold diggers. FNAF is a bit dated at this point too, isn’t it?

but unlimited tequila judging by the picture

Something something Rockerfeller

You can be yourself without a deluge of your own interests flooding the conversation. Unless being yourself of taking only about yourself and no listening. In that case mask on.

Probably over overly enthusiastic which can be a bad thing in the Midwest during tornado season.

Not the "getting laid" vibe.

Oh, relax - your heart will go on.

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It’s a good rule for life. :)

My interpretation is that they're bad at smalltalk and will forget basic facts about themselves. It would fit in with them needing a list of smalltalk topics to choose/avoid...

Because it's their catfish identity I guess.

• "Finance something"
• variable income

I know it's a joke, but he's lying to get laid.

5 beers a day

Many people don't want to date someone destitute or with poor financial prospects. That's just going to be hardship, and there are many other people that are probably just as good a fit without that problem.

Similarly, someone who makes way more money than you can add tension. They might be like "oh let's go out for dinner!" to someplace expensive, and you don't have the budget for it. Are they going to pay for it? Are they going to resent that? Are they going to pressure you into paying? Their expectations and standards may not align.

Also, if the relationship is going to be long term most people assume there will be some merging of finances.

Some jobs are also just gross. I wouldn't date someone who worked at Facebook. I wouldn't date someone who worked for Fox News. Your job 100% can reflect your values and personality.

Ideally in the future it will build into a partnership where it will matter.

Probably people who are looking to form a long term committed relationship where resources will be shared.

Some people wanna live good lives, there is no other way of saying this! Is it unabashed to openly have this in your list of criteria? It is

One of the very few, but strong reasons I don’t have long term relationships with woman! I would recommend for you to look up femboys OwO