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[–] 81 points 4 months ago (1 child)

Ferengi rule of aquision #285: "No good deed ever goes unpunished".

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  • [–] 67 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Had to look up that word! Truant is someone who skips school.

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    Yeah no shit, lol. Either these people aren't native English speakers or our education system has gone to shit.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    It really explains why 2 of my 3 nephews have dropped out of high school. The 3rd starts high school in the fall, and I expect him to follo2 his brothers' footsteps. Of course, theyre in Idaho, and education is particularly hated there...

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  • [–] 62 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    How’d he get the jack under the tire?

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  • [–] 90 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    He's a truancy officer, not a mechanic.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago

    You think he put that jack under the tire, but that doesn't make any sense. The tire isn't even flat.

    It's obvious what happened. The truant officer was driving down the street and accidentally ran over a jack. What we're seeing here is the truant officer trying to remove the jack that has gotten stuck in the tire tread.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Could be lifting by the rear control arm/bottom suspension point. I do that when the pinch welds on cars start to rot out.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    On one hand, the jack looks too far outboard for that, but on the other hand we don't see the top of it so it could plausibly be behind the tire.

    I think it's just not drawn all that well.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Be selective about to whom you make good deeds :D

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Love how the truant officer has a sign in his car window telling everyone who he is! That kid should probably get back to school so he can learn to read (or at least learn the meaning of the word truant)!

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