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[–] 22 points 5 months ago (9 children)

I would like some of this money, how do obtain?

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  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Step 1: have a rich parent

    Alternative step 1: steal from a rich person

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    Hmm... Hey, I have a great idea for an app you should invest in, it runs a lightweight AI agent on your phone that uses your social media presence to build a profile of your preferences and then uses that to make informed crypto trades that align with your moral values. Total moneymaker. Gib $ pls.

    (this is how theft works now, right?)

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (3 children)

    It's called a job application

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    People will just talk shit about women for the crime of Scrooge McDuckin’ a bathtub full of Benjamins.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    what is the context behind being naked in a bathtub in this situation

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